Drop Your Drawers For Cycling: Vision Zero Clothing Comes to Brooklyn

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Friday the 13th just got a whole lot scarier. Tomorrow, on the tail of The World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, Oregon (NSFW Link), a similar clothing-optional bicycle boosting event is coming to Brooklyn. Topically dubbed Vision Zero Clothing (in what must be an honest homage to New York Mayor Bill de Blasio’s Vision Zero plan, which proposes to stop people from getting run over by cars), the event is scheduled to get underway at 6:00 p.m. at Grand Ferry Park in Williamsburg (which, incidentally, is a favorite hangout of the Hasidic Jewish community).

Exhibitionists, bicycle enthusiasts, transportation activists, and anybody else with a burning desire to feel the wind on their privates (not to mention a lack of fear of skinning not just their knees if they fall down) are invited to get together for some “consensual behavior” that at the same time involves subjecting innocent passersby to a whole lot more than they bargained for when they left the house (as with a nude beach it’s sure to not just be bikini models and basketball players, but everybody). So, disrobe and mount up people! The revolution is here!

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